Having a random hookup so left but love u
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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