In the future we'll all be gay
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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