i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I party with great urgency now.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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