I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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