i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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