Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Four minutes until I can fart!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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