Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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