is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She has the best kind of daddy issues
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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