was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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