You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful