He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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