His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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