Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Bring me that man meat
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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