THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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