thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Randomize
