singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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