is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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