i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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