I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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