is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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