A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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