Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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