She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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