Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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