the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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