I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Did I show you my penis last night?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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