i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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