Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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