btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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