what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I need a beard to bite.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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