if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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