what if I'm pregnant?
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not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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