the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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