How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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