This is the prime rib incident all over again
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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