I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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