Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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