girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
