Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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