Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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