This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Randomize
