Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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