Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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