She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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