Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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