Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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