Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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