Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things