there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can