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(217): View more from Illinois

he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper

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(818): View more from California

I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.

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(703): View more from Virginia

All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(480): View more from Arizona

The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.

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(406): View more from Montana

stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it

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(678): View more from Georgia

Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?

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(613): View more from Ontario

My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.

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