so explain again why im purple
no
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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