Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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