i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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