Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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