My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You should frame my arrest warrant.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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