you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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